Friday, August 15, 2008

Wet n' Wild


If water sliding was an Olympic sport I'd train for the gold. On Wednesday we took the boys to the water slides for Christian's 7th birthday and I think I had more fun than the kids! I mean really, what's not to like about flying down a slippery tube of wet, cool water and landing safely in a small pool five stories below where you started? I was looking forward to this trip for weeks; probably even more so than my boys! Auntie Jen and Trent drove down with us, then Staci and Kenna joined us shortly there after. We had a blast. And little sister stayed home with Grammi, so no one was on my hip for like, 8 hours! A personal record for me I think...
I also had a revelation while on this jaunt in watery paradise. The majority of the population is just as flawed as I am! It's funny how people look in the real world; not exactly like we think they do. As women we compare ourselves to about .5% of the population, when in reality, we probably look even better than about, 75%! Not that I enjoy flaunting my big booty to the world (and I don't have to...thanks Land's End!!), but most women don't look like the ones we see in magazines. In fact, the only 2 or 3 gorgeous girls I saw were no more than 16 years old. 16?!! Gosh dang it, I looked good when I was 16 too!! (Of course I didn't realize or appreciate it ...) What's even funnier, was when I saw a woman walking around proudly in her string bikini...flaunting stretch marks, cellulite and all, I stared in horror, wondering why on earth she would want to advertise such flaws. And then I'd remember... the only difference between her and I? I was smart enough to cover it up!!

1 comment:

Heather said...

oh, my gosh!!!! you are too funny...i actually think along those lines when i go to the beach down here...only sadly i've noticed all of the overweight kids in string bikinis and too tight trunks!!!!!